Waffle House Fight

A fight that breaks out in a Waffle House, usually as a useless disagreement or mix up.

That guy forgot my syrup! I’m gonna start a Waffle House fight.

by Bread man July 14, 2018

almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018

Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

Dirty Fight Club

You’re not supposed to say.

You don’t talk about doing the dirty fight club.

by Mistermoon May 6, 2020

Fucking bitch fight

When two female best friends randomly get into a fight without any valid reason and then immediately become friends again right afterward.

Another definition of this is when two female best friends get into a fight whilst constantly screaming “fucking bitch” at each other .

1. Oi fam did you see that fucking bitch fight that happened in front of the canteen.

2. Two girls grab each other’s hair and scream “fucking bitch”

by DefinitionKidzz November 1, 2020

i dont fight

That’s the shooter speaking

Derek: You got an issue bud *bucks up*
Jordan: I dont fight . *proceeds to pull out the 9*

by MrAirItOut December 4, 2022

Alabama sword fight

When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.

I lost an alabama sword fight against my friend and have to get sex change surgery.

by Crazyjaks July 14, 2023