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unc status

To be an OG or Old Head. Unc status is typically corralled with doing actions that an older person would do such as saying”back in my day” or groaning when sitting down. There are other alternative definitions and signs that you have reached unc status but signs can vary from person to person.
Man, you’ve reached unc status.
by Seamos. June 19, 2024
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Unc Status

Charles: My birthday is in a week!

Bartholomew: How old are you turning?

Charles: 21

Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!

Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)
by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025
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Bum Status

When someone is acting particularly irrational or incompetent at a Certain moment.
Man the fact that he failed that test really put him at bum status.
by Potatoematt December 22, 2022
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hijacked my status

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
by Blessd1 April 6, 2011
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Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights.
Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
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Beatdown Status

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"
Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021
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Super Status-ers

A person who whenever something happens during the Super Bowl they create a status about it.
Usually pertaining to the Half-time show or Good play concerning their team of choice.
It's all these Super Status-ers trying to prove their point.
by Uh Noni Mouse February 24, 2011
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