Cherry breakfast smoothie

When you wake up and your girl’s period pussy is riding your face and drips blood all in your mouth.

I woke up to the taste of blood in my mouth than I looked up and there my girl was with her cherry breakfast smoothie in my mouth.

by Southernjaggoff December 12, 2020

Accidental breakfast party

When your family all shows up at the same time to eat breakfast but somehow forgot to invite you, leaving you to feel hurt, confused and downright left out.

Grandma mentioned that she was making a breakfast casserole, however, I was unaware that everybody and their family would be attending the feast except for me. I guess they had an accidental breakfast party.

by ImTheBlondeOne December 25, 2018

full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

by C February 24, 2004

make me breakfast

to give head, see S my D

why dont you make me breakfast.

by germ logan May 12, 2006

puerto rican breakfast

put a raw egg in a girls pussy and eat it out

hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is that and i said it is were a put a raw egg in your pussy and eat it out.

by james hatch May 8, 2007

European breakfast

When you serve yourself breakfast on a girls ass.

I had a european breakfast to add a twist of flavor to my moring shine!

by pene caliente September 25, 2009

Irish Continental Breakfast

Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.

Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast

by Heywood Jablomy July 26, 2016