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lady cookies

Lady Cookies are the private parts of a woman.
"Take a taste of my Lady Cookies"
by RainyXO December 28, 2016
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Lavender Lady

A well dressed femme lesbian or bisexual woman. Most often one who has a long term relationship with a married straight appearing bisexual woman generally with the husbands knowledge and friendship often also with his sexual participation
Dude you don't have a chance with Emma She's a Lavender Lady
by 32b April 23, 2021
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Mail Lady

Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.

Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.

Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.

Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....

Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.

Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.

guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.

Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
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Lady mondegreen

This term means mis heard lyric. Basically a woman in 1954 was listening to a scottish song where one of the actual lyrics were: they "laid him on the green"the woman however misheard it as lady mondegreen and the term came to represent any misheard lyric
In jimmy hendrixs "purple haze"people inevitably hear one of the lyrics as "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"definite example of a Lady mondegreen for sure!
by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021
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5G lady

Refers to a woman specifically between late 20s and mid 30s who has been in multiple failed relationships, now seeking any man available to marry her quickly. A relationship with a 5G lady is always rushing a man into committing to marry her quickly without thinking.
I met a 5G lady who rushed into committing me to marry her always indirectly reminding me to propose to her each year
by NaijaQk May 7, 2023
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Tall Lady

Shes really tall and nice. Her hair is lushious and smells like roses
by GaryBoi123 September 17, 2019
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Lady & the Trump

This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.
Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?
by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021
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