Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.
They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021
Get the Josephmug. 
Fattest capper know to man said he
Things he caps about:
His relationship ship with Leah
His sexuality
Things he caps about:
His relationship ship with Leah
His sexuality
by Cap detection bot January 13, 2021
Get the Joey John Josephmug. Joseph is the type of guy who will act like he likes you but he really doesnt and just wants to break your heart so dont date anyone ike that PERIODT SIS
joseph is uhhhhh.
by exfor dayys May 15, 2019
Get the Josephmug. Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
Get the Josephmug. Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down.
On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
Get the Tyler Josephmug.