Edward

A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.

Barista: "What can we get for you today?"

Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."

by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021

Edward

👩🏿 🦲🤞🏾

“omg look at that bald man over there! “
“Wow he kinda looks like Edward “

by noneofurbuziness December 21, 2021

King Edward

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.

I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.

by Mollyh September 28, 2019

Tom Edwards

The Son of a millionaire who spends all money on hookers and Drugs however happens to be the nicest person ever when it comes to a committed relationship and will make girls love him

Stop being a Tom Edwards

by EdwardsCuccio April 4, 2022

Edward Norton

Edward Norton is a term used to define a black male that works as an IT guy at Walmart.

Person 1: Bruh that guy is definitely Edward Norton.
Person 2: Yeah he's got them glasses and looks like a total nerd.

by Geographicator October 13, 2022

Edward Morgan

He is a svege guy that keeps up with the latest memes... DAMM BOI HE THICC. He is called the wise on by his friends and he will kill all furrys...

Mattress: That edward guys hair is not as good as mine...
Tornelli: Edward is a Meme lord.
Logan: Edward is... well... very strange...
Edward Morgan: DAMM BOI HE TH... oh Hi i am the edward sent by edward life and i will terminate all FURRYS.

by Edward morgan January 23, 2019

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025