doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.

If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.

by Captain Coffin May 05, 2006

Doing a Fox

A term more commonly used in North Sudanese slang and subculture, In which a person -instead of going to the gym for weight-lifting like any other civilized human being- chooses to take photos of twig-resembling biceps for Instagram likes and Whatsapp comments. The term is also used sporadically for instances where someone speaks incredibly terrible,incoherent, and laughable english.

(Not to be confused with doing a foz)

"Off to The RS Gym bro see you in a bit"
"Leg day or bench pressing today?"
"Mans Doing a Fox You dunknow already"
"Say no more"

"Why did Miss Ira give me a C in English Oral?"
"Maybe because you were Doing a Fox"
"Explains everything bro"

by wellgoddammit August 15, 2017

shroom-do

A dome-like haircut resembling a mushroom. Often stereotypically associated with Chinese kids.

Moe from the Three Stooges has an impressive shroom-do.

by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015

Doing an Elisha

When you make up an excuse not to do something

It’s my last few days of work, I feel like doing an Elisha

by Starfish35 March 07, 2019

Doing the dick

To screw around; to fuck around; to lean on the shovel; to piss around; to waste time, so on and so forth.

Q: Hey, what you up tonight, boy?
A: Doing the dick. I got nothin. What you up to?

by klawrawkz March 30, 2019

do the milking

male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !

we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !

being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !

he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !

by michael foolsley December 04, 2020

Doing a Tommy

The act of tucking your trousers into your socks as a fashion statement.

Even though it wasn't cold, Bob was doing a Tommy.

by Bobwayne June 21, 2019