a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)

often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
This lean couch got me high as fuck man, i sucked out that thing, got extra dirt as well
by v2b March 22, 2022
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A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.
by CK Medical November 3, 2023
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a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾
person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?
by wonie- February 14, 2023
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