bread softener

another name for sperm

"did you see all the bread softener on the shower walls this morning?"

by Chensia McQuarterwatters April 29, 2008

wet bread

its like salty biscuit, but for women, its until the last person orgasms 10 times, and the last one to orgasm 10 times, has to eat the bread with peanut butter and jelly

I played wet bread last night and it was so much fun! Sarah ate the bread.

by Skully_iF November 7, 2016

Baking Bread

(verb) when a female walks outside on a hot summer day with a yeast infection

But sally, If I go outside It would be like baking bread!

by BNMPTB October 10, 2011

Brown Bread

The act of wiping your arse on a slice of bread and sticking it on a womens face whilst doing doggy

I say duck fancy some brown bread?

by Gingerized December 3, 2010

brown bread

to express your feelings of not caring, in relation to another individuals hardships.

1. Noah: here i'm out of petrol would you spare us £10?
Sean: well i guess thats your own brown bread.

by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

break bread

To share stolen goods amongst your posse.

We break bread after last nights wilding.

by ben newton December 9, 2008

white bread

A sanitary towel or tampon

"I'm out of white bread and George is coming tonight" - "My period is due and I need to purchase some tampons"

by Uncle Frank August 9, 2006