Baby powder

Just like Jenevieve’s neo soul song, baby powder is essentially a person whom you originally thought was the PERFECT catch, had it all, amazing vibe/looks/personality … until they started stringing you along. So from a major turn on (metaphor - wetness) they became a major turn off (metaphor - dryness) aka baby powder.

- So how are things progressing with your hot crush ?

- Ugh, he turned out to be baby powder.

by thecertiesther June 10, 2022

Ingress baby

Ingress baby: when a child is born from family members that are related. “Jeremy is an ingress baby, his mother and father are his brother and sister”. 2; : Born with flaws and ingress due to closely related dna. Ingress babies are known to drink a lot of milk , they often become lactose intolerant.

Jeremy has to attend special classes because he is an ingress baby.

by Ingress baby November 8, 2018

Gucci Baby

Fat found underneath the naval of an otherwise slim person but above the crotch area

Yo, David has a Gucci Baby, but you can only tell when he turns sideways!

by Dr. Patch Is July 3, 2011

soul baby

The connection Lady Ga Ga the zombie tranny and Clifford the hermaphrodite whore slut dog with a giant red rocket that gets all the bitches all the who died because of Oscar the grouch unplugging his kidneys and Abraham Lincoln fought vampiric confederates while Quincy Adams watched with his keystone light beer while riding a sea weasel ferret.

Damn that soul baby talk last nigh really opened me up to why Clifford being a whore makes sense.

by samuel L howard November 30, 2014

Baby Tank

A woman, often a homemaker, whose main purpose is to reproduce on behalf of her husband or boyfriend.

I saw that Saudi man again shopping at Harrods with his four baby tanks today, each one wrapped up in their bed sheets and looking like they were about to pop.

by AYYFRON September 29, 2009

Baby Goulash

Having anal sex with a woman giving birth.

She had her kid last night, I gave her the ole Baby Goulash

by Chucky C December 7, 2009

Hush baby

noun - Term for an attractive male with whom one would have sex with, but no further attachment due to his low intellect.

"I don't think I can go out with him, he looks like a hush baby".

"I'm sick of dating intellects, tonight I'm looking for a hush baby".

"My last boyfriend was a serious 'hush baby', I need to meet someone with half a brain"

by Tray a day February 19, 2013