by whyhasgodabandondus May 11, 2019
Get the jessica adlemenmug. Jessica:hello
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome
by !14ktrippyzzz January 12, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 9, 2021
Get the Jessica Jeanmug. Jessica means Foresighted. Shakespeare is the first place we find the word Jessica. My Jessica has read Tarot cards for 14 years. She has an amazing upper arm tattoo that is the tarot cards she gets the most. She is a great nurse. You would like her right away, just like everyone else. She is uninhibited and unaware of what she does with her body. The first time I saw her, she stepped in front of me and wrote her name on a board. Her perfect bottom was no more than 4 inches from my face. Don't tell her I told you. We can keep that secret, right. Her heart is pure and able to hold all her patients there at one time, keeping them warm and safe. Her mind is sharp and loaded with the knowledge a nurse needs. I love her in a way you would too.
by Rick the Jessica lover March 4, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.
by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024
Get the Jessica Beattiemug. The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.
"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"
by Tigerboy34 November 20, 2021
Get the Jessica [Bautista]mug. Person 1: Do you know who Jessica Woo is?
Person 2: No, who is she?
Person 3: She's The BENTO BOX QUEEN
Person 2: No, who is she?
Person 3: She's The BENTO BOX QUEEN
by Foodie94 March 16, 2022
Get the Jessica Woomug.