tanking

In reference to Magic: The Gathering gameplay. tanking is the act of "going into the tank" coming from 'think tank'. a player "in the tank" is considering their next line of play.

My magic online opponent has been tanking for several minutes now. I'm not sure what he could come out with to save him.

by cheezburgler October 25, 2010

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010

You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.

by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010

taking back sunday

Taking Back Sunday is a very good band. They're not emo, punk, blahblahblah or a rip off of any other type of music. You all just let it get to your heads.

taking Back Sunday was cool?

by erika love. June 27, 2006

Taking Back Sunday

A simple rock band with semi-complex lyrics, an unoriginal instrumental sound, yet unique lyrical composition. Tending to repeat phrases coined by them truely, the band has been named emo, although they are nothing close to it. They have been unfortunate enough as to have been considered an 'emo-clone', coined 'emo' by some lame know-it-all somewhere who hadn't heard the term since the late 80's or early 90's, and thought they'd have a good time making up an incredibly irrevelant definition to an uncommon word. That being said, Taking Back Sunday is simply a rock band, and nothing more. Not emo, punk-rock, or pop-rock. Just rock at its simplest. Mainstream all the same, soon to be another MTV band since they signed with a major record label, after a successful run on Victory Records and the Vans Warped Tour. There's no denying, the band has talent, and deserve the success coming to them in the near future.

Taking Back Sunday is a rock band from Long Island, New York.

by Beccaroo July 24, 2008

Taking the piss

To make someone who's trying to seem important less important. Derives from the piss-boner men wake up with in the morning, it's a fake boner. If you took the piss away, there would be no boner. Do you see?

That's the original meaning, however taking the piss now means just giving someone a ribbing and in the most part not meaning to be malicious.

Original meaning:

Guy 1: "Hey guys, what do you think to my awesome new haircut?"

Guy 2: "I think you look like a fucking prick, mate...you look like a real slob".

Other guys: "Haha, Guy 2 really took the piss out of guy 1!"

Meaning as it is now:

Guy 1: "Man, I only got a 45 on my last assignment"

Guy 2: "Haha that's fucking shit!"

Guy 1: "Don't be so mean"

Guy 2: "Cheer up man, I was only taking the piss"

by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

Talking Shit

talking shit covers a wide range of topics. talking for no reason is in fact...talking shit. talking shit could also be called "bashing", or "trash talking".

"sosf are a bunch of pussies, i would totally fucking smash them at a show. too bad they dont like real hardcore."
that is talking shit. whoever says stuff like this is most likelty a stoner, or a scene kid.

"eew dude, brush your fucking teeth. it smells like youre talking straight shit!"

"yeah so i was giving this bitch a rim job, and...*friend interupts* stop talking shit!!!"

by snaggletoothnigga November 26, 2009

Taking Back Sunday

1. The BEST band in existence, whose song titles in no way pertain to their respective lyrics.

2. The band that contains hotsex, Adam Lazzara.

3. A band that expresses all emotions, from love, sadness, hate, and any type of drunken-state.

1.I want Adam Lazzara to have my babies.

2. Taking Back Sunday = Hotsex

Lyrics: "I got the mic, and you got the moshpit" (Timberwolves at New Jersey)

"Cant you, can't you feel it, rolling off your lips, tensing up your shoulders, come on, say it is..." (Bonus Mosh Pt. II)

by <3pixi June 5, 2005