Double-Tubing

When someone is sitting in front large screen watching a YouTube video while simultaneously surfing YouTube on a laptop, phone, or tablet. This is Double-Tubing. It's great when deep-diving into a particular subject.

I always enjoy double-tubing when I need extra stimulation, or when I'm obsessed with a particular subject.

by Sparky Lightbulb June 22, 2022

Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.

I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.

by EmJayee April 27, 2022

zoom tube

A zoom tube is a nickname for a big exhaust on imports.

Check out the zoom tube on that honduh.

by d00dmanbr0 December 30, 2009

Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.

Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.

by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023

Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).

I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Man

Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.

I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.

by pinkstreak January 19, 2016

Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.

As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.

by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023