The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

Thomas roberts

A nigga who always gaining. also known as the dank engine

"that nigga in the gym all the time"

"yeet, He's a Thomas roberts

by A Real Nibba Lover Value Meal August 13, 2018

thomas gillham

The term you would use to describe dick sucking nonces who loves willies

Oi mans acting like a Thomas Gillham

by Pity April 1, 2019

thomas and alexia

thomas and Alexia are a great couple. there kind and loyal to each other. even though one of them might be a little shy they truly love each other or if they are in middle school or something they truly like each other. they have so much in common even tho at first they don't see it.

thomas and Alexia are so cute together. I think they will last forever

by lexi.girl December 15, 2017

thomas payne

A guy From a boy into a Man, that that has always "had it going on!". He is a general bad-ass in most aspects. Is somewhat godlike in bed. He also is very versatile. Wild Card. Definitely head-strong. Although it is difficult to earn his love, Thomas loves like people want and need to be loved. Especially when that person is the female version of equal if not much higher prowess. This "One Person" Is named "Makayla LeeAnn Wilson". Thomas loves her with all he has to love with!!! ❤️😍😘😛

Thomas Payne is the fucking man!!

by Redneck Romeo & Juliet July 5, 2017

thomas sucks

It refers to service so when you have no service or bad service you say aww i got "bad thomas" or "my thomas sucks" It origins from a verizon ad where he had service anywhere even a jungle but when you don't have it its because thomas sucks and is betraying you

dogg non of my apps are working my thomas sucks

by ur muum December 10, 2017

nickyla thomas

Nickyla Thomas is a social butterfly, has smarts, and is a very love able and trustworthy person. She loves you till she dies and she is always there for you :)

Wow! You’re such a social butterfly! Are you named Nickyla Thomas?

by Nikki Thomas October 6, 2020