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scandelous hoe

a girl that sleeps/kisses/messes around with men that have girlfriends who are her friends
That scandelous hoe only hung out with me so that she could fuck Andres.
by lucy in the sky with gems January 24, 2007
mugGet the scandelous hoemug.

spank that hoe

When that girl is naughty you need to spank that hoe
Then at that dudes house they went swimming, she started to take of her swimsuit. He couldnt resist so he had to spank that hoe
by melanthex March 30, 2005
mugGet the spank that hoemug.

former hoe

1. Woman/Man who was once known as a hoe and or lived the lifestyle of a hoe, but has since given up their previous life to fuck only one or no people at all.

2. A hoe that ain't a hoe no more.
3. Someone who used to Fuck anything that moved, but changed her/his life around.
She used to fuck the whole block, but now she just fucks the nigga on the corner.

She a former hoe! Her hoeness got deleted! She faithful now!
by Ebox247 October 29, 2015
mugGet the former hoemug.

$2 Hoe

A girl who sell her body or sexual attention for $2.

Anyone who'll do anything sexual for $2.
1. Eva is a $2 Hoe.

2. Miss Williams is a $2 Hoe, she'll do anything for $2.
by OhkillemLove September 26, 2017
mugGet the $2 Hoemug.

hoe-dinkle

An endearing use of the word "hoe" when aforementioned hoe is annoying you.
"Karyn, don't be a hoe-dinkle."
by notahoe-dinkle January 18, 2018
mugGet the hoe-dinklemug.

Hoe Terms

A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.
Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.

Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!

THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!

EXAMPLE:

Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.

Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!

Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!
by Dark Muse September 21, 2011
mugGet the Hoe Termsmug.

hoe-in-law

the parents of your side chick or side hoe
R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.

R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
by Tru Realist June 10, 2016
mugGet the hoe-in-lawmug.

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