Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
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scream status

A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.

*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
by Blah blah 2 July 9, 2017
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The Statue.

What Crayton knows not.
by Abzydan December 10, 2021
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Goat status

Goat status is a up and coming clothing line that has much more to offer than clothing they seek to help the youth and support the homeless and those who are less fortunate they strive to change the narrative of black business
That goat status Merch is fire bro
by 12222glock August 17, 2022
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Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
by Weshboy May 22, 2020
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north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole
The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.
by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013
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Status Dramaria

n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.
Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.

Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
by Siv T March 7, 2011
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