California chocolate bar

The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen

Yeah I gave Jenny a California chocolate bar last night it should be frozen by now.

by American sadass June 05, 2018

california dairy shot

A sexual act in which a man gets beneath a pregnant woman while she is on all fours and squeezes her lactating breasts so that they shoot milk into his mouth.

Dave: "Did you hear what Tyler and his girl been doing?"
Will: "That California Dairy Shot type of shit?"
Dave: "Yeah. He knocked Elise up so now she be breast feeding him like a cow on a farm or some shit."

by Brandon Fraser May 09, 2016

California Cherry Crusher

The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.

Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.

by IRHMP August 28, 2016

California ice dragon

Cumming in someone’s ice cube in a drink and melting it

I cummed in someone’s drink= California ice dragon

by Moe69420 April 19, 2022

California Cum Dumpster

A woman or gay male in the state of California that whores themselves out in the public for drugs, fame, and/or money.

"Hey, did you see Kesha on Conan last night?"

"No, why would I waste my time on that California Cum Dumpster?"

by Dr. King Schultz May 27, 2013

california curling iron

When a girl doesn't have a dildo on her so she goes to the bathroom and uses a curling iron instead

The SFA chick uses a California Curling iron in her dorm room.

by BBQpringle May 05, 2015

California Bag Lunch

Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.

Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.

by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019