Your Mom

Your Mom is an asteroid spotted at the edge of our Solar System, while its height and width is unknown, we can estimate that it weights between 8 million to 27 million kilograms
Sneeze: Broooooo, I can't wait for the Earth to get destroyed by Your Mom
Your Son: Shut up
by BrianXNoor2021 April 18, 2021
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your mom

somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute
-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️
by what does this mean lmao February 18, 2022
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Your Mom

A total MILF I would do any day...
Boy 1: Dude, your mom is such a MILF!
Boy 2: Eww don't be gross!
by BendOverLittleBoy September 01, 2020
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Your mom

win you start humping a wall and your teacher sees what are you doing you say your mom tonight.

or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
by ooo shit November 14, 2021
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Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit
by SirCentipede November 01, 2022
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Your Mom

An annoying joke that has been used since 1960's.
by APPLETEABISH December 14, 2014
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