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Yo Shes A Swiss I Have Her First, You Second, And Me Next
by Pangus March 11, 2008
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Swishilicious

A word only used to describe the popular graphics program "Swish." First used by Lunch Break Toons, a British webcomic made in Swish.
#035 - "swish"
www.lunchbreaktoons.com/035.htm
by Jamie McGarry March 3, 2004
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Swipp

"Dude, I swipped yesterday."
"Oh yeah??"
by Addisonxoxoxo April 29, 2008
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Swipey

Swipey is a term used for a person that comes into you store and switches the tags around to try to get a better price.
Customer "Why the hell is this screwdriver 300 dollars.."
Employee " That Damned Swipey Again!"
by Burnitgood May 11, 2009
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Swish

Another term describing the monkey scoop, This act occurs when a fart is let out and the owner uses his hand in a cupping motion to grab it and then proceeds to toss it in the face of a unlucky individual. (Caution, This act may induce vomitting)

Derived from the swish in basketball when the ball doesnt touch anything but the net when the player gets a point.

Swish is also a terrible tasting home made liquer.
"dude, I let one ripped after eatin burritos last night, it made for the perfect swish on megans face"

"I got a swish from half court to with the game! BOO-YA!"

"Man this swish tastes gross but it will get us sh*tfaced in no time"
by Swish Ninja Nick February 4, 2010
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swiss AEL fans

Two crazy girls from the beautiful eastern part of Switzerland. Even though they gave their hearts to green-white many years ago, they decided to be generous when their favourite footballer wandered off to a pretty island called Cyprus to play for AEL. Absolutely devastated by the sudden departure of number 8, they took a leap of faith and learned to love the colour combination of yellow and blue. It took a little getting used to, but after seeing the Limassol way of life with their own eyes, they were so amazed by that lovely city and its kind residents, that they decided to support two football clubs from then on.
some guy in yellow queuing for the toilet in Tsirio's Gate 3: "So who are you? You don't look much like from somewhere around here..."

MK + FS: "Well you're right; we're actually from Switzerland. We're here to see number 8 play and of course to support your team too!"

guy in yellow: "Alright, nice to meet you. It's good having some swiss AEL fans here! Make yourselves at home." :o)
by headwrecker January 2, 2011
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Swiss Handjob

The Act of reciving a handjob from the FRONT generally done at a party or a stripclub or dance club.
The girl (or guy) stands in front of you and jacks you off toward them stroking in the opposite direction..Its generally uncomfortable but interesting at the same time.
Guy 1- "i was at the club and this chick walked up while i was dancing pulled my dick out and gave me a swiss handjob, i came all over here dress"

Guy 2- " Fuck you"
by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011
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