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Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022
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Strawberry dickcheesecake

When you haven’t showered in days and you fuck a girl on her period before having her perform oral on your bloody smegma encrusted cock
“I know you haven’t eaten all day baby and it’s that time of the month so I’m gunna give you a strawberry dickcheesecake. I know it’s your favorite!
by anonymous June 18, 2025
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Strawberry Mackenzie

something I call my baby girl 12-11-15
Mahad: hey potato
MacKenzie: noooooo
Mahad: OK OK, hey strawberry Mackenzie ;)
by Zxid October 8, 2016
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Strawberry sex

When a girl gets pleasure out of giving others pleasure.
bella : i love pleasuring my husband it turns me on

amy : that’s strawberry sex
by yxcarlos January 15, 2021
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Strawberry shortcake

When you jizzle inside ur partner and the girth from your hog rips and the mixture of blood and jizzle creates a strawberry shortcake.
Damn it ripped and he gave me a strawberry shortcake
by Lillie jan January 30, 2024
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Strawberry shortcake

Sponge cake, topped with glazed strawberry and whipped cream
I rocked her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake.
by Regiwegi June 4, 2024
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Strawberry shortcake

Giving a woman a cream pie while her period
“I gave Stacy a strawberry shortcake last night
by UrMom_69420 December 10, 2024
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