by playedthatass01 January 1, 2016

You said that you didn’t want to be with me anymore and acted like you didn’t care so you need to stand on that!
by ZaddyZee November 9, 2022

by Iamwebster1307 March 16, 2023

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.
Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.
Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

by TdaddytroubleTroy February 27, 2016

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.
Rob: Tell me about it.
Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.
Rob: Total one mind stand.
Rob: Tell me about it.
Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.
Rob: Total one mind stand.
by C.O.B. December 7, 2011
