spongeboner

1.a boner that never reaches maximum hardness.

2. a boner that you obtain while watching/talking about spongebob

I had a spongeboner all day today

by dan bobby December 23, 2016

Sponge bobbed

When you like someone and you catch feelings for them. Like Sponge Bob catching jelly fish.

You know that new girl sponge bobbed Shane.

by O.Deenasty February 12, 2017

Spongebob

Some twat that lives in a tropical fruit under the sea

Question:"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Answer:"Spongebob square pants"

by Daddylonglegs1234 March 17, 2017

Spongebob

A show every teen watches but is too scared to admit it

Joshua: hey bro do you like spongebob?
Autumn: what is that supposed to mean?
Joshua: spongebob is cool and you apparently are lame and unedgy if you don't watch it
Autumn: ok I love spongebob it's the best show ever

by RainbowUnicornSparkles March 27, 2017

Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)

a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.

by Sam Saw March 30, 2017

sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."

by Moyka July 17, 2017

Spongecake

When your pancakes are spongey.

"My fucken pancakes are spongey . (Spongecakes kekekekek)"

by Mia*lee July 30, 2017