dry snark

Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.

A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

snark

the hump-like space between one's balls and anus

"I try to keep myself well-groomed, but it's really hard to shave a snark!"

by R&B January 6, 2006

Snarking

Verb, putting snotty spit on something.

Quit snarking on my notebook!

by Amy Jennings December 2, 2004

snark

Someone who has a cold or a stuffed up nose, and instead of blowing it, they sniff it back into their throat, making a snarking sound

"I have a cold", Kelley said as she snarked back a wad of snot and phlegm

by Earache March 29, 2004

snark

synonym for slobber, spit, or saliva. Snark is produced in large quantities by large breed dogs and babies.

That big dog jumped up on me and I got covered in snark!

My baby sister's shirt was soaked with baby snark.

by Beni December 28, 2005

Burp Snart

The act of achieving a sneeze, cough and fart simultaneously.

(made famous

Yesterday I had a burp snart.

by Connar June 1, 2015

snarf

to steal or take

You just f'en snarfed my pen!

by Kitty-Kat *meow* April 21, 2009