Smoot

The wetness that you get on your finger when you scratch your ass crack. Smoot smells foul and it comes in handy when giving someone a dirty Sanchez.

My back sweat rolls down in my crack, creating smoot.

by Chazbanx March 13, 2014

Smoosh

To 'get it.' Have intercourse. To hook up. Generally unattached, but can be done between couples. Similar to smash only with more cuddly undertones. Smooshing might be used in place of 'smashing' when it's someone the person actually cares about, whether as a friend or more. They do, indeed, want to fuck, but a bit of cuddling and talking is not completely frowned upon and no ill will is meant with a smoosh. Just a mutual friendly fucking.

girl -"are you trying to smash?!"
boy - "no! not at all! but i wouldn't mind if we smooshed..."
girl - "oh, well that's fine then!"

girl1 - "so are you going to go get dinner with him?"
girl2 - "hell no! i just wanted to fuck. he wants to be friends and cuddle and smoosh. dinner will give him the wrong idea."

girl - "do you wanna smoosh tonight?"
boy - "hell yeah! my bed or yours?"

by xKingston March 14, 2011

smoothie

A guy that has a smooth crotch.

Chris and Ross shared chips and salsa, that makes one or both of them a smoothie.

Chris likes Glee, he must be a smoothie.

Ross watches Jersey Shore, he is a smoothie.

by Casey the Cat October 22, 2010

smotherfuckin

when two obese, gravy sweating, porkers, have hot butt naked sex

rosie o'donnel & star jones are smotherfuckin

by soul clap March 18, 2005

Smoosh

When a small human lays their entire body onto a larger human in an effort to flatten the person completely.

Big human: "I'm tired, want to go lay down?"
Little human: "Yeah but I'm going to totally smoosh you!"

Big human: "After a good night of smooshing I always get No FX Hot Dog In the Hallway in my head."
Little human: 🎶 "When I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress." 🎶

by ManicMonday September 11, 2013

smoochy

sweet, kind, loveable greek person that likes to scratch other people's back without complaining. From time to time they like to make some sort of scandals, raise their fingers and point and shout but they learn how to behave with time...

a kind smoochy

by Gio-1234 February 3, 2009

cack smooch

To smooch a cock. Means Cock Smooch

Man, I sure want to smooch his cack

I could go for a good cack smoochin' right now

by Troggy January 26, 2005