Side-Ways Sally

To receive fellatio, while standing, from a girl who has her head cocked (pun intended) at a 90 degree angle from the floor. The distinguishing factor of a Side-Ways Sally is that only her head is turned; she is not laying down horizontally, but kneeling.

Friend 1: Dude, was that girl handicapped? She walked out with her head turned sideways...
Friend 2: Na Brew, she just got done giving me some Side-Ways Sally.

by Longcock McBasketballs June 9, 2011

scallywag

The word itself is too complex to be limited to a website like this. The true meaning should be held in the hearts of all scallywag lovers.

You fuckin' scallywag.
I love scallywags.
- It can be both positive and negative determined by your voice and the particular female of subject.

by Joseph B. Murphy July 2, 2005

small dick big dreams

a label put onto those people who have exceptionally small male genitalia, as well as enormous hopes, ambitions, and goals.

Oh man, that guy looks like he has small dick big dreams

by wafflecuck April 6, 2017

Scally

A friend to us all as his minket pathetic existence makes us feel really good about ourselves until the wee bastard lobbs a bottle of buckfast over yer napper and his two wee mates called wee tam and big wullie chav the stereo out your motor as you lie bleedin to death in the gutter, sippin the last vestiges of life and buckfast bfore all goes black he shouts the immortal hey mister goona geeza a ciiggy man! Aye right ye wee fuck.

any fucker that wears a burberry cap

by experience February 3, 2004

Scally

scallies bring this world down. come to think of it, they are taking over the world. everywhere you look is a wankerish scally. they look most appealing (note sarcasm) when they sport their (probably fake) cap to the side, where tonnes of plastic jewellery, were burbery (definately fake, no questions aboot it) i hate scallys, you cant walk down your own street with a scally shouting at you!

'ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u fink ya 'ard do u?'

'errr mish mosh get a wosh'

these phrases are toooootally original 0.o ....not really

by sarah September 18, 2004

smallediumexilarge

a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.

<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>

CASHIER: "Thank you for calling Washington Street, Round Table! What can I get for you?"

ME: "I would like to make an order for pick-up. Could I have a smallediumexilarge All Meat Marvel?"

CASHIER: "A smallediumexilarge?" "What is that?"

ME: "That's a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each bitch."

CASHIER: "That'll be 20 minutes, thank you."

by Tonamien Bullain September 10, 2008

small fortune

a significant amount of money, especially more than expected

Don't pay a small fortune for dietary supplements that fail to deliver.

by The Return of Light Joker September 3, 2009