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bub shirt

A flannel shirt usually insulated worn by southern men.."bubbas"
Man, its cold outside...grab my bub shirt for me
by Donnawilllose July 15, 2019
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Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
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nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
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shirt leapord

When you ejaculate on a women's blouse resembling a leapord
by Hollywodguy August 9, 2016
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six dollar shirt

The kind of shirts you only wear at home and would never let your peers see you in.
Sally: OMG I saw Jessica in a six dollar shirt at the store today.

Denise: wow who would be seen in public like that ?
by jman13 June 17, 2014
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Shirt potatoes

Mmmm Caroline has a nice set of shirt potatoes.
can also be called bikini/bra potatoes depending on attire.
by NellyNancy April 17, 2015
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Shirt tucking

The act of pleasuring yourself while barely pretending to disguise the action from another person in the same space as yourself.
The tv lawyer committed a blatant act of shirt tucking, but refuses to admit to the crime.
by Crane Viper November 5, 2020
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