Health Shape

An easy way to sort food groups.

Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.

Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!

Student: But somethings... wrong
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.

by poopoojones November 17, 2022

tasting shapes

You’re so high

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes

by Corc4 November 17, 2022

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Dirty Shapera

When you put spices on your penis before raping three underage girls and make them explode with spicy cum.

I did a Dirty Shapera on my three daughters, the cops came the next day.

by Arabian Bomber June 1, 2023

Cream Share

When you would have a threesome with two men and get them to cream at the same time making them cream share

Dude I would totally have a “cream share” with Mikey and Chase

by daddiesgirlypops May 12, 2023

Girlfriend-shaped

when someone you're attracted to is absolute girlfriend material, inside and out

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!

by SergeantSoN'So February 9, 2024

Screen Share of The Mind

Also known as telepathy, which is very well known about in the spiritual community..

My teacher who introduced me to witchcraft, new age spirituality, reiki, and occultism did a spiritual journey where we tapped into each other's minds. It was like screen share of the mind.

by BohemianHealing December 11, 2023