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summer English homework

The epitome of uselessness in which English teachers are pressured by their social studies, science or math counterparts to hand out some form of quantified work over the summer, usually in the form of drawing, or as they put it, "visual response." It typically does not require reading the actual book but spending a few minutes glancing over Sparknotes or Shmoop may turn out to work to the student's benefit. Despite the uselessness and the lack of effort that it requires (or generates from students, for that matter), English teachers tend to grade rather harshly and criticize a student's artistic capabilities to send the message to future students that summer English homework should emulate the quality of works by Monet, Gogh, or da Vinci.
I usually put off my summer English homework to the last day because it takes less than an hour to finish it.
by cathedram-mihi-regula-mihi August 24, 2016
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Summer Camp

Summer camp is a place you send your kids to get treated terribly. They come back home all traumatized and quiet so that they don't shout as much. It's commonly used as a threat by a parent to make their child obey their orders. It's basically modern-day child neglect.
PARENT: Shut up or I'll send you to summer camp!
CHILD: 😨
by v1vdefineswords May 15, 2021
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hayden taylor summerall

hayden summerall, a thirteen year old singer and influencer who doesn’t deserve all of this hate and will make your day without even trying, he saved my life.
“hayden taylor summerall, a boy who deserves the world and doesn’t deserve hate and is just a human like all of us and you fall in love with him before you know it and are searching it up in the urban dictionary.”
by ihatemyself July 4, 2018
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hoodies in summer

someone whos so fat they wear a hoody in the summertime to hide their figure
Tom: Yo, dat bitch gots dem' flabbys

Brandon Olsen: Yeah dude, total hoodies in summer.
by Brandon Olsen May 27, 2008
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summer bunnies

Website that launched December 25, 2002 and features some of the hottest models that have ever donned a thong. Buffie the Body, Lyric and Khrysti Hill are in the numbers.
by Dwyane Darden August 5, 2007
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5 seconds of summer

Just another boy band for teen girls to drool over. They got famous after touring with another boy band, One Direction.

To claim this is not a boy band because "they play instruments" is just a way for their "fans" to justify their infatuation with another group of attractive boys.

The real reason for the band's popularity lies in their ability to be good looking and create generic pop hooks. Just like every boy band, ever.
OMG 5SOS! They play instruments!! No band has ever done that before!!!!!!!!!

5 seconds of summer? More like 5 seconds of suck.
by statesman May 23, 2014
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slummer

slummer(noun): a period of time where you pass da fuck out; a bomb ass nap

slummer(syn); a slum sleeper
I'm tired as hell, bout to murk a slummer.

It's lookin like dat time, kid. Time for a slummer. Good-Night.

Fuck class, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.
by hollabaq05 March 8, 2007
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