Swag refers to an Alderley homie's belongings he may need in the near future, particularly tasty munchies, or drugs. For particularly great swag, further emphasis on the quality of drugs/ munchies being deemed necessary, "swaag", "swaaag", "swaaaag" and so on can be used, often in a nasal, throaty, higher pitched voice similar to how Kryten says "smeeeg" in Red Dwarf, but higher pitched.
"Just let me go inside and get my swag before we leave"
"I need to go to the shops and get some swag"
After pulling some fine drugs out of pocket, "Swaag!"
"I need to go to the shops and get some swag"
After pulling some fine drugs out of pocket, "Swaag!"
by BrynD September 26, 2006
A common ailment associated with having too much Swag. Posting twitter photos with your mate telling the world what new 'kicks' you're rockin can be particular stressful on the knees. A particularly Swag hat will weigh down heavy on the knee caps.
Daniel Sturridge is so Swag that the Liverpool doctors can't cure his Swag Knees. He's out till next season
by EmileHesky January 20, 2015
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Swag on swag. The most extreme amount of swag that is able to be attained. When using this phrase, people will step back and know that you definitely have the most steeze.
"girl: dammnnn did you see that guy? He got that cereal swag!"
"guy: what are you doing?
girl: chillin in my snuggie!
guy: ohh fuhhh. Cereal Swag!"
"guy: what are you doing?
girl: chillin in my snuggie!
guy: ohh fuhhh. Cereal Swag!"
by Sebastian&Flounder March 04, 2012
by LZ Money January 09, 2009
someone that dresses to impress thots by usually wearing primitive,hundreds,and diamond apparel, usually topped off by a swaggy snapback or beanie.
by marsfella June 03, 2014
It's what you do when a stipper tells you she is getting off dancing for you. In order to prove she isn't faking it you have to give her the swag drag. The swag is rubbing her pussy with your index and middle finger to make sure she is wet and then drag your fingers under your nose to smell that sweet cunt juice.
Kyle: Aww dude did that stripper tell you she was getting wet dancing for you?
Randy: Yea but I gave her the swag drag to make sure she wasn't fucking with me to get more dances and money.
Kyle: Damn I didn't know hoes here freaked like that. We better get a couple bottles and a private room to pound some pussy in.
Randy: Yea but I gave her the swag drag to make sure she wasn't fucking with me to get more dances and money.
Kyle: Damn I didn't know hoes here freaked like that. We better get a couple bottles and a private room to pound some pussy in.
by Jraad October 07, 2013