A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
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Get the Speed trap mug.Very fast. Similar to the speed that my father had when going to the store to get milk. It's only beaten by the speed of a fast red car from some movie...
"Where'd dad go??"
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."
by LightingMcCream September 4, 2020
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by Speed is key September 6, 2020
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Speed = Gay
A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.
Speed = Gay
A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.
by The One and Only Gi-Lee September 15, 2020
Get the Speed mug.Speed (drug)- GOTTA GO FAST!! ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!!!
by .Bwy. October 27, 2020
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