Sleeping

1.) The Second best thing to do in bed alone.
2.) Maybe the First best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you

1.) Yea...Sleeping was fun
2.) OH YEA...Sleeping with Carly tonight

by Thad Badassle July 5, 2011

putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

sleep nazi

A person who insists on sleeping at a certain time each night and will even try to convince you to sleep early too. Cannot sleep with a computer monitor on and doesn't want you to work on your homework while he/she is sleeping even if you offer to position the monitor so as not to disturb him/her. Usually uptight about really minor stuff. Gets pissed off easily at night. Does not mind disrupting another person's education by making them work on homework the next day instead of finishing it at three in the morning while he/she is asleep.

That guy is such a sleep nazi. I had to use to the fucking computer lab the entire night because he was bitching about not getting to sleep at night.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

sleep fuck

When a girl is asleep and the guy comes to sneak to her house. The guy fucks her in her sleep inwhich the girl feels absolutely nothing because she believes it's all a dream.

"Mahn where we're you last night?"
"oo i was sleep fuckin this girl. best night ever!"

by supergirl12345 April 14, 2008

Sleel

The noise you make when your boyfriend/spouse/lover puts his or her cold hands on your butt

Jason: She sleeled so loud last night when I put my hands on her ass right after I put them in ice cold water.

by CattFishh September 21, 2018

INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.

My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.

by packattack September 29, 2009

Short Sleeved Magician

From the TV Show "Important Things with Demitri Martin" and the term is of course by Demitri Martin

When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.

Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.

Person 1: Dude, yesterday Dan fell on his face when trying to do an ollie, so he stormed off and blamed his new Nike Airs.

Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.

by gone laggs February 26, 2010