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'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas
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by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.
"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
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