Santa

A creepy old fucker who preys on little kids.

"omg look its santa, someone warn that pre-schooler before he gets shitmixed by santas large hairy elf cock"!!!

by jacko2431 May 02, 2018

Santa

A guy who flies around on Christmas Eve and gives gifts to children. If he wasn't magic, he would have had a heart attack by now.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.

Child- Is Santa coming?
Father- Yea

by Donutapplesauce December 21, 2022

Santa

The happiest pimp in the world he has 3 hoes a pole for them to dance on also his favorite thing is vodka because it doesn’t freeze in when he’s dancing in n the pole

I love Santa

by 1_Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human_1 December 17, 2020

Santa

Mass murderer who kills in vengeance. Seriously, it's true! Just ask Weird Al!

The night Santa went crazy, the night Saint Nick went insane, realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

by Shinobi77Gamer December 08, 2024

Santa

a bitch who beats up kids with sticks

S = Santa B = Boy
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”

by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021

santa

a fat guy in a tight red suit who breaks in to your house every year and doesn't get caught.

oh yeah I know him that fat guy who commits break and entry SANTA

by king._.george October 14, 2020

Santa

someone who without permission breaks into houses in the middle of the night and people pay him cookies

santa is cruel

by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 22, 2020