by shitty mcnigger dick May 17, 2006
A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.
"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."
"Rusty Hook!!!"
"Rusty Hook!!!"
by BigLeeBrink October 18, 2013
the act in which a man fists his lady friend while holding a whole pig, and wanking using the tweesers of a swiss army knife into her hair while she makes toast to the sound of a yelling burrito.
"Hear about Liam Iles? i heard he rusty swissed his sis"
"I heard he finished himself off!"
"Was the pig OK?"
"I heard he finished himself off!"
"Was the pig OK?"
by KBJM December 08, 2008
The end product of a good anal sesh.Solid cable made more fluid with the introduction of a males potential babies
Russell: Fuck Yeah!!!
Mo:Godddd Damn It Russ, your spaf is makin turnin ma shit into Rusty Treacle!!
Mo:Godddd Damn It Russ, your spaf is makin turnin ma shit into Rusty Treacle!!
by Sir Marc Wilcox February 20, 2009
Bob: Man, I just don't know how to satisfy my girlfriend lately.
Jeff: Sho, does she like music? Then give her the rusty guitar.
Jeff: Sho, does she like music? Then give her the rusty guitar.
by Dykeee April 27, 2006
by Si Julio February 19, 2009
Is the act of taking expired Gerber baby food, smearing it on a woman's anus, and then proceeding to eat the subject out while the woman is on rag. Once finished, you slide the tampon out of the woman's vagina and plug up the anus before giving her a feisty smack on the ass. Then, one puts the woman on a leash and leads her to be bathroom and commands her to poop out the tampon and remainder of the Gerber baby food.
Once the woman has pooped, you force her to turn around and proceed to give her another rim job while she sings "O mio babibo Caro" to the shit in the toilet.
Once the woman has pooped, you force her to turn around and proceed to give her another rim job while she sings "O mio babibo Caro" to the shit in the toilet.
by Lady of the Jai April 03, 2009