Urban Professional

A noun

Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.

He told the girl in the bar he's an Urban Professional, and loves to work "Downtown".

by Trebel3 October 19, 2025

A Professional Person

Professional:

pro·fes·sion·al
prəˈfeSH(ə)nəl/
adjective

Person:

per·son
/ˈpərs(ə)n/
noun

A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.

First person asks:

“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.

I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“

by Beans mom November 23, 2025

The Dehornitization Process

The mental state a male encounters after finishing sexual acts into a woman he doesn't love. This can last anywhere from 1 minute to 17 years.

Sounds like The Dehornitization Process to me Gary

by Gary_gary May 10, 2011

language auditory processing disorder

45 second rule.

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"

by littlejellies September 22, 2011

Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014

Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.

Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.

by Ass NonyMouse March 15, 2016

paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).

Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019