poop sack

a bag of poop hanging from one's anus to catch poop as it uncontrolably spews out

my cat craps like crazy, he needs a poop sack

by ap April 15, 2004

poop sausage

Poop in the shape of a sausage or a sausage in the shape of poop.

I would not eat that if I were you... it looks like a poop sausage.

by Nelfred December 12, 2006

poop cup

a container filled with excrement--used as a practical joke or revenge tactic.

Place a poop cup in a well concealed spot to ensure longevity and sustained satisfaction.

He never expected that poop cup behind his couch. You should have seen his face when he walked in--priceless.

by Blacks February 28, 2007

Poop head

A named for a person with a shit head

PERSON 1:JACKS A POOP HEAD
PERSON2: yeah HE IS A POOP HEAD

by Jack's monkey July 28, 2016

Asian Poop Sex

a sexual encounter involving an Asian shitting on you

dude, I just had Asian Poop Sex and I haven't showered yet!

by bmnp December 28, 2010

stealth poop

when a pet/friend poops somewhere hidden in your home.

Dude, it smells like crap in here, I think caesar stealth pooped in your apartment.

by misorderedchaos March 11, 2007

Communal Poop Towel

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..

after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.

by Lord Ham Wallet December 26, 2010