A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.
(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.
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He wants credit for all of our company's sales, so he's going around licking the pizza and then claiming he should get paid a commission on every deal where he had a single one-off conversation.
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