Pearl Diver

The gay equivalent of a gold digger.

Gay 1: “Dude he’s such a pearl diver.”
Gay 2: “For sure, he’s only with him because he has a house in the Hamptons.”

by Rogersmithissexy August 27, 2025

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017

liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005

Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

by dirty raul September 3, 2014

Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.

Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...

by Oni Garth December 14, 2022

Señor Pearl

The hottest most sexy Spanish teacher ever. There is no word that can describe his beauty. Every time he rolls his r’s or scolds you, you will feel it to the bone. His crystal blue eyes shimmer in the sky like the ocean. You wish you could have his class everyday.

Student 1: ugh I wish I had Spanish
Student 2: yeah I have the hottest teacher ever, Señor Pearl

by Hottest student February 14, 2024

Reverse Pearl Necklace

When your girl has tonsil stones, sucks your soul out of your body, and coughs all that shit back up on your stomach.

“That bitch gave me a reverse pearl necklace”!

by CitrusCountyDude December 11, 2019