Black snail

Tall skinny white dude who is on probation and addicted to coffee creamer and Copenhagen.

Likes to take plane rides over Austin

I like to take me a big ole dip of Copenhagen cause I'm the black snail

by Black Burro June 1, 2017

David Black

A person who is typically described as a legend

Steve: Let go hit the clubs
John: But its Tuesday
Steve: Fuck it
Lads: What a David Black

by DaveMcCancerNuggets October 20, 2016

Black Cuddle

a cuddle which lead to the the theft of your wallet, keys or phone from your pockets.

Oi, dude less of the black cuddle and give me my phone!

by thecrazymexican April 11, 2011

Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

Vince Black

In the lexicon of drinks.
Vodka (preferably Ketel One) and creme soda known as a Vince Black.

"Bar keep, I'll have a vodka and creme soda."

"One Vince Black coming right up"

"Sweet"

by IamLegendHeisLegend November 8, 2015

Aaron Black

Invented peanut-butter and the television.

David: Hey who invented the television?
Aaron Black: Me, I also invented peanut-butter.

by dfyrfgjhgsffgnfgn June 7, 2011

Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020