OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

by robetitcussin February 23, 2019

office orrifice

A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office

Office orrifice is used in referral to every office having a guy who missed his true calling.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

go all Office Space on

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.

I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!

by Homer Formby May 18, 2019

Office Rat

Office Rat is a derogatory term used to describe a corrupt politician or government worker

They elected a damn office rat!

by lanceryder April 10, 2024

Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.

Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.

by amusedchimera January 2, 2019

Result in the death of police officers

No cops died on Jan 6th.

Hym "Why should people have to sit there and listen to you lecture them when you are lying blatantly about what actually took place? Jan 6th did not result in the death of police officers. The BLM protests DID result in the death of police officers. What you are doing here is insane. You need to be murdered for this. You need to correct the video or you need to die. That is what happens to you in a just world."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025