A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves
(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.
by topturkey September 12, 2022
Get the Face maskmug. Stretching the scrotal skin over a woman’s mouth and nose to simulate the Hannibal Lecter mask from the silence of the lambs movie
by J. Swartzkoff October 4, 2020
Get the Lecter Maskmug. When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
Get the Presidential Maskmug. by jmgmh June 12, 2016
Get the chernobyl gas maskmug. by Jacques Andersson April 13, 2022
Get the Maskmug. 
If life wasn't worth losing, some of us would see why wearing a mask is so fuckin important to everyone else, but it is worth losing.
The guy put everybody at risk by not wearing a mask, including himself, because really life was worth losing. Really, he knew everybody was already as diseased and toxic as he was. Really he knew that everyone alive was the problem with the world. He also knew that everyone else deserved to suffer as much as he did, with no exceptions, since there was no such thing as angels.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
Get the Maskmug.