Fella Fake

Fella Fake (*fell-uh-fay-k):

One who wants to be a gangster but really isnt. Tries their hardest to perp, sag and pretend their bad. He / She wears all white tee's , saggy pants (meaning their available in the jail), jordan retro's (number vii's) and a bubble jacket they got from value city or tjmaxx.

duder 1: He bro, whats really hood?

duder 2: not a whole lot mang jus kikn it at dah crib like whoa yo.

duder 1: man look at them guys, their real crips / bloods wearing red and blue stading over there giving everyone mean faces like their hard?

duder 2: their just a bunch of fella fakes.

by itsdru December 30, 2011

fake stonemad

someone who thinks their mad and brags about crazy stuff they've done or going to do.

i,m going to rip this poster off the wall and half an hour later after ripping off the poster they stick it back up

by skip February 19, 2004

fake-up

When two people who weren't really going out, break up.
A fake break up.

Also, when two people in an on-again, off-again relationship break up, but you know they will just get back together.

I just heard you just broke up with Brenda. That'd be sad if you were actually going out. Dude, you had a fake-up.
or
I don't want to hear about another fake up with Brenda. You know you'll just get back together, even though she's a secret lesbian.

by aqua dad March 8, 2012

Fake Gay

Someone that pretends to be gay only to get close to girls or feel entitled.

Richard: fuck you won't do shit
Owen: Your only angry because you have no friends so you resort to pretending to be gay so you can get pussy. Fake gay ass deceptive motherfucker.

by FuckYall23 September 13, 2019

Fake Nap

Where you go to take a nap, don't actually fall asleep, but still feel recharged afterward.

Man, I feel much better after taking that fake nap. Now I feel better about going to work later.

by SushiMonster555 November 21, 2010

Fake Up

When a couple breaks up but only for a couple hours.

Chris- Dude Ben and Molly just broke up.
Drew- Oh shit, he must be pissed.
(Hours Later)
Drew- False alarm, just a Fake Up, they're back together.

by DMac27 March 6, 2011

fake j's

a faggot that wears fake jordan shoes

hahahahahah look at that faggot over there, hes wearing fake j's.

by bigpenis420 June 6, 2011