Can't grow a beard? Next time you're at home, simply apply shaving cream to your face in the shape of a beard, leave it on, and go about your day.
by Turler August 3, 2018
Get the white beardmug. after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
by dylan dudeacle December 4, 2012
Get the Santa's beardmug. The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.
Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!
Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.
Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.
Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
by Æ.Di May 16, 2019
Get the Plan Beardmug. The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock
by beard cock July 25, 2017
Get the beard cockmug. A beard grown whilst a man was on a journey to find himself and understand the meaning of life. As long as his beard lives on he is reminded on how physically and mentally strong he has become because of the adventure. The beard is a symbol of himself.
by Craig11123 October 12, 2013
Get the Adventure Beardmug. by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011
Get the Beard Buttmug. When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to
by Jamers1129 November 14, 2011
Get the Bree Beardmug.