ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

Your mum

defining something big and fat
sometimes hot

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.

by deez_slimy May 15, 2022

UR MUM

the best phrase ever

me: UR MUM

by sunnygoat December 30, 2021

ur mum

it means that whom ever says this wants to have s*x with your mum. 'ur mum' is an expression used to agree or nuetralise a conversation.

' haha you thought that was funny, that was sh*t' then in responce ' ur mum'

by exwils2802802802802802802 September 26, 2023

Mum

Mum or mom. I love my mom very much. But I love my mum just as much. Its expected that a true momma’s boy love mom. But you never expect a mum. She is a lady that is the grandma to my kids. If I dont treat her right. SetMe right.

I dont deserve my mum. But I am very thankful.

by Permanent Scarlet Letter January 7, 2019

leons mum

woman with a big penis and big tits. she is also a prostitute

i love leons mum

by leons mum March 27, 2024

sorry mum

telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid

Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it

me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum

by danadoodle July 26, 2017