A bit so simple being, rather emotional but tries not to shows it. Is probably the saddest bitch you know but still keeps you up till 3am. Normally has questionable fashion choices but always stays with you, unt you still there partner of course...
by Odli November 1, 2020
Get the Morganmug. a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
by gojosgf February 27, 2021
Get the Morgan Funnellmug. by lmao ratio L October 9, 2021
Get the Morgan Riga’smug. When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice
When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.
Morgan: no
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.
Morgan: no
by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023
Get the The Morgan Taxmug. An obscure sexual act involving the use of an antique American Silver dollar, clenched in the mummified palm of a dead Capuchin monkey, inserted into one's rectum.
by The Grunionator May 10, 2024
Get the Fiji Morganmug. by Arthur12321 August 3, 2025
Get the Arthur Morganmug. Morgan is a girl you never want to lose. Perfect height, green eyes, and hair that makes her absolutely stunning. Hangout with her once and you’ll be obsessed. Cutest smile you’ll ever see. You’re blessed to know her. And Fcking lucky to call her yours. She’s always cold, but loves snuggles. Will spank you if you embarrass her in public even though she secretly likes it. Loves McDonald’s at any given hour. A girl that is worth every second and is loved to the moon and back then back to the moon again.
My girlfriend Morgan is a 10/10.
Well if I’m being honest all I see in my future is that girl Morgan.
Well if I’m being honest all I see in my future is that girl Morgan.
by A&M4 January 17, 2019
Get the Morganmug.