mask entertainment

Wanting attention in a provocative nonchalant way but avoiding accountability and intention for inducing such entertainment.
Husband: (Shares shirtless pic on fb)

Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”

Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”

Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”

Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”

Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”

Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”

-Mask entertainment
by Dr. Zo October 31, 2021
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Masked Man

Masked man is a character from the hit game mother 3
Person 1: OMG THE MASKED MAN IS-
Person 2: no spoilers dude
by SnickerdoodleL October 22, 2023
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Mask Fishing

Something that conventionally unattractive people use to hide themselves from the general public. These people may not be as pretty as they seem, but until they take of the mask, you’ll never see it coming.
“Gosh, dude, when I brought he back from the bar and she took off her mask, she was the ugliest girl I’d ever laid my eyes on!”

“Yeah, she was probably mask fishing
by sub_urban_get_it May 05, 2023
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ugly mask

this mask is not worn for purposes of public health and stopping the spread of viruses, although thats a bonus. (and some people don't believe that masks protect from viruses) this mask is for the un vaccinated people that think we want to see their face. this mask will help these people get called ugly less often, and will help everyone else by not needing to look at them. and returning to the first point, it will help keep us healthy!!
person 1: are you vaccinated?
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this
by thirteenchickentenders July 11, 2021
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head mask

a mask that instead of being a mask for your face it's for your entire head
"hey that's a cool head mask you have!"
"thanks"
by nathanswm July 21, 2020
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Emotion mask

An emotion mask is something referenced my Spade while taking about reading people better, as described Spade said "Everyone wears a mask, the mask they chose will affect the rest of their life, some people get lucky and pick a good one, others aren't as fortunate. Not all masks are unintentional, some people choose one to hide their real feelings. Although it is possible to crack an emotion mask it's very hard, only the owner of the mask can choose to take it off"
"I can tell who's wearing an emotion mask"
by RedIxora February 12, 2021
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Reverse Gas Mask

When one wears a Comfy while defecating on the toilet and the comfy is fitted around the toilet bowl with their head inside this enclosed space.
“How do you think you got pinkeye Fred?”

“Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell”
by Fred’s Chalupa April 21, 2024
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