Mark Schmuckerburg

That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.

Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.

by ViHelena May 24, 2018

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Mark Twain

A slimy school for little boys who juul and fail their classes. Also why are the school colors so bad like come on guys

Ugh my school is SUCH a mArK tWaIn

by Yes ma’am April 18, 2019

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Mark-Splain

When you are explained to in a basic tone with assumed ignorance of something you are an expert in already. However, need to be instructed in again since you are the expert.

Verb - Mark-Splaining
Adverb - Mark-Splained

I was just Mark-Splained that apparently I have to breathe to be alive. My life just got saved.

by The Definition Geek November 21, 2019

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Coughtation mark

Coughtation Mark, (Noun) Is the use in text, and in verbal speech, of the word "cough" or by emulating the bodily function of "coughing" to humorously hide and or interject a snarky phrase or comment during conversation, usually meant to possibly annoy one person, while potentially amusing others present or partaking in said conversation.

Female: Does this make my butt look big?
Male: *Cough* thicc AF *Cough*
Female: Did you just say "cough"
Male: Yes, I used Coughtation Marks

by WireableCarrot May 23, 2019

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Mark Russell

The smartest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet and he knows how to take care of you. He loves movies and can talk about them for hours. Mark is as beautiful as they come. How could you not love Mark?

“Wow he’s so smart”

“Of course, he’s Mark Russell”

by Breadloafonastick January 23, 2022

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