March 18th

They day when hot people are born, where gifts are given, where you ask your crush out. The boy born here is so sexy and the people he ask out always say yes.

Omg, did u see how cute ameer is??
HE MUST BE BORN ON MARCH 18th

by Justin_Bieber_Buns_out_weiner February 7, 2023

march 29

anyone born on this day are the best. They are caring and love their friends so much. It might not be shown a lot, but they would do anything for their friends. People born on this day have very big hearts and suffer from a lot of pain mentally. Though they try their best to get through it. They also always put their friends before them.

friend 1: "when is your birthday?"
frined 2: "march 29, why?"
friend 1: "OMG YOU'RE THE BEST"

by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022

The Bonch Marche

Questionable retail store with foul dressing rooms and is a total bonch to work at; commonly now known as "Macy's".
bonch
Bonch

"I'd love to attend your party, but unfortunately I have to work at the Bonch Marche".

by Jinny17Rummy January 16, 2011

march 22nd

pain

person: Hey March 22nd is coming!
Other person: Oh coo- *reminds self that mcr broke up on 22nd* *cries in a corner*

by n o May 14, 2018

March 22

National give your gf a hoodie day, if your gf is cold or just in general give your gf a hoodie

You: he babe its March 22 here's my hoodie

Her: aw thx babe I'll wear it whenever I can

by Dr_pepper2985 March 21, 2023

March 17th

The day where life of the earth was born. Otherwise known as Jordan’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this man

“What’s today’s date?” “It’s march 17th we must give our offering to the god of Jordan!”

by March 17th October 16, 2019

March 23

If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.

Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.

by Strawberry_Bliss November 4, 2019