your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005

Mono Matt

doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly

"M y n a m e i s m a t t"

by krelle November 26, 2003

Matt

Likes Grace

Matt how’s grace

by Truth boy 420 February 08, 2021

Matt

Matt is o ur friend

Yo is that matt who is o ur friend?

by That guy who eats in bath tub May 14, 2021

Matt

A short, monkey lookin dude with cool shades. Watch out for his hairline, the peak is razor sharp. He’s the type of guy to drive a 2001 Toyota Corolla with his third leg.

Hey who’s that dude over there? He looks pretty cool in his 2001 Toyota Corolla.

Oh that’s Matt. You should see his shades

by Htoms ailema March 24, 2020

Matt

A very amazing person. Athletic, great stramina, and a very caring person on the inside. Loyal and trustworthy, he is sure to be there for you till the end.

Ralph: Yo did you see Matt playing basketball yesterday?
Brendan: yeah dude he was so sick

by JustYourLocalHuman July 29, 2020

Matt

A little prick who thinks he knows everything but in retrospect knows nothing. He has a very dry sense of humor simply because he hates his life. Matt’s are typically found under the bosses desk.

Hey did you see Matt today? What a fucking loser

by Weslooo September 18, 2018