snooker loopy

The act of sexual intimacy where the women tends to grab the mans ball sack and hits it with a poker type item (hitting the pink).

This continues until the man is fully aroused she then sticks the poker type item up his arse-hole (potting the brown).
The man usually acts to the intense pain by (althougth sexually aroused) entering the womens clunge (balls deep).
The act ends when the man ejaculates and makes a foul shot (potting the white stuff in the middle pocket)

Lucy began a game of snooker with Dick. Dick then took control of the game and snookered Lucy big time.
Snooker loopy nuts are free!!!

by Love god March 22, 2012

looser denial

when someone who is considered to be socially inept by ones peers, co workers, and or family refuses to admit the reality that they are disliked by everyone around them.

guy1: dude i hate to tell you this but nobody sits with you at lunch cause you insist on always talking about crappy japan anime.
looser: Whatever they love it when i show them my anime drawings, showes, laptop blah blah blah....
guy1:dude your in looser denial.

by bakingjake November 13, 2007

Laosy

person infested wit the melody of music.

he is one loasy deejay

by PudDy [ Deejay laozie ] Jimmy April 13, 2003

loose juicin'

1. The act of trying to make love (usually unsuccessfully) to every women at the party.

2. Ejaculatin' all around the room.

1.

Gloria: Man, you shoulda seen Tyrone loose juicin' every girl at that party! 'Still came out dick-dry!

Shanay-Ain't that the truth! Holla!

2.

Man, Johnny Loose-Juiced all over my room! Dang it!

by Donteen "The Mean Machine" Swift April 26, 2008

Loose Leaf Paper Butt

An extremely flat or saggy ass.

Yo she got that loose leaf paper butt son.

by DatAzz January 24, 2010

Pimp Loose

The exact opposite of pimp tight, something so nasty that it makes your dick go limp.

I met this shawty the other night man and she was lookin pretty pimp tight. Once we got back to my crib though man, she takes off her pants and shes got a dick dude. I was like this shits pimp loose, and i threw her/him/it out.

by Love Potion Number 9 January 10, 2009

Goose is loose

When you say you have a girlfriend but every time you go home you ask for your dad to finish in your mouth

Dude I heard the goose is loose and hes been moaning his dads name at night

by heyitstimmy April 16, 2019