swerve two lanes

verb - to be so gangster; cops are always after you so you're always running.

"known as the boss, I swerve two lanes." - Chevey Ridin High, Rick Ross

by Chris McGrath December 10, 2006

Landyn

Usually a blonde male with blue eyes, usually a hick that lives and works on a farm. A total ass hole with no life. Probably has an addiction to nicotene. is most likely to get pulled over for speeding. Most likely to be in special educated classes or slow classes. Usually gets high before, during, and after school and on the weekends. Some might mistake Landyn's for Rapists or Pedofiles. Landyn's birth certificates are usually apology letters from the condom factory.

"I just met this total hick"
"really what was he like?"
"he was a total loser, he was really ugly too."
"oh really? Sounds like a Landyn"

by xhatexlandynx December 16, 2009

Lainey

A Lainey has a good figure, a kind and loving face but is shy to new people. Once you get to know Lainey she is very outgoing and is looking for a boy in 8F. She has friends that laugh with her and cry with her. She is a mad puller. Some boys wait to put there face in her boobs and occasionally gets a hand on the anus.

“ can I touch that Anus.... Lainey ?”
“ ooof... yes you can!”

by Olliethomas995599 February 23, 2018

Lacey

A flat bitch thwt has no friends and everyone hates

That bitch lacey

by Idn.123 March 7, 2020

Sausage Lane

1. A place,(Lane)to insert your Sausage.
2. A bun, for a Sausage.
3. A vagina, for a Sausage.
4. A vagina, for a Penis. NOT Anus,
for a Penis, that's Hershey Highway.
5. A Street, (Lane) named Sausage,
Sausage Lane
6. A Lady or Gentleman named:
Lane Sausage; in reverse.
7. A Fictitious Bowling Alley.
8. A Lane that Sausages travel down.

1. Me: "Put them in Sausage Lane."

You: "What's that?"

Me: "The refrigerator, and the Cupboard
for the smoked ones."

2. "I need a 'Sausage Lane' for my Hot
Dog."

3. Sister Mother Mary was caught with a
Sausage in Sausage Lane.

4. "Aw man, I needs ta gets me some
Sausage Lane real bad!

5. "...then turn right on Sausage Lane
and go about 1/4 mile..."

6. "Sausage, Private Sausage, Lane."

7. "...so come on down to 'Sausage Lane'
bowl a few frames, and get a bite to
eat this Friday night."

8. "...after the sausages are injected into casing they travel down, what we call 'Sausage Lane'."

by Hauling Handyman March 6, 2009

Lois Laned

One who retaliates to getting "supermaned" by scrubbing one's asshole with his toothbrush.

Girl 1 : I heard you got supermaned

Girl 2 : yeah I scrubbed muh aney with his white rod....I lois laned that bro!!!

by i740solid August 30, 2009

Dirty Lacey

The act of defecating into a condom. Freezing said condom. Then removing fecal matter from condom and inserting into vagina for sexual pleasure/arousal.

Ed pulled the frozen poo out of the freezer in hopes that Peg would be aroused and ready for her Dirty Lacey.

by Edna Smith November 29, 2011